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Логика Самурая:
In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
Восток- дело тонкое. Рахат-Лукум с ядом:
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Охранники на подножем корме:
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Позвольте послать вас на...:
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Извините, я не нарочно...включил обогрев:
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
И так, блин, холодно:
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.
Да-да, джентельменам тоже понравится:
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Потерпите до дому:
In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here. (to pass water - помочиться)
Гонконг - Мекка мазохистов:
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Наперегонки с ослом:
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Я даже не удивлён:
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Антисоветский пасквиль:
From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
Приятное с полезным:
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Без комментариев:
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
По крайней мере, честно:
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Стойте так, я всё устрою:
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Пишите завещание:
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Видимо, это общепринятая практика в других забегаловках:
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Абсолютный лидер. Немцы методично жгут: 
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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